Why is cannibalism wrong?

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Agamemnon Busmalis said:
I'd like to let Clara watch me butcher his or her dead family members and grind them into bratwurst and see how they react.
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Ohh nooooo. Plz do not.... my stance has officially changed right this very instance. Thank you for showing me the error of my ways.

Jk. You're a faggot and I'd literally eat you, no homo.
 
Male Idiot said:
This, and any other diseases this would be a vector for.

A lot of these taboos have some evolutionary purpose.

Incest for example makes tard babies.
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If eating humans is wrong, then why are they so tasty? From either a biological or theological perspective, it just doesn't make sense.
 
Because eating human flesh is for faggots.
 
Well, since murder is punishable by law, how do you source the meat? Old people are so pumped full of every fucking drug to keep them alive for years past an expiration date and if you come across a dead body you have to worry about spoiled meat. Also, if you come across a dead body, it's probably drugs. And blood spoils meat faster than weather can.
I don't see cannibalism as bad per se, I just can't find any good meat.
... Where's the human meat recipe thread? I'd like to see people talk about some motherfucking recipes!
 
I used to wonder why women were (mostly) attracted to men with huge, burly bodies (muscular or not). Then I realized one day; it's because back in ye olde homo erectus times, if the man was killed during his hunt, the woman could find him and still be able to eat.
Lol
 
Agamemnon Busmalis said:
I'd like to let Clara watch me butcher his or her dead family members and grind them into bratwurst and see how they react.

I'm guessing the response wouldn't be this dispassionate lolbert stance. It's easy to talk about things like this when the possibility never faces you.
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i will probably do the same to your family if i were in clara's place, if u try to do such things to people, make sure nobody cares enough about em to retaliate

as such, eating the flesh of hobos is acceptable, as nobody will avenge their death and subsequent consumption
 
Eating people will kill you because it's like rabbit starvation. It staves off the feeling of one's belly being empty but they're still nutritionally parched and will perish. At most, it's the removal of the other warm body taking up resources that would have our would-be cannibal surviving to be rescued.

If you're doing weird ritual stuff, you already know it's weird ritual stuff and so by the standards of your beliefs, you are committing no wrong. By literally everyone else's standards, you're a freak.
 
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