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Why is Betty White so old?

Thread starter King Fructose
Start date Jun 25, 2021

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King Fructose

hello fren

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Jun 25, 2021

#1

99? Like what fucking right does she have to have existed for so long?

Solution

She was born a long time ago.

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Truman the Jewman

trains that always run on time™

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Jun 25, 2021

#2

I hope you die within an hour of posting this just to prove a point about negative karma.

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Pruto

snowflake

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Jun 25, 2021

#3

Because she's secretly a dog.

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UncleFezziesPantsPuppet

RIP Baiting.org

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Jun 25, 2021

#4

She made a pact with the Devil.

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:gold:

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Jun 25, 2021

#5

She was born a long time ago.

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Solution

Mariposa Electrique

October 4-18, Chris Will Be Happy!

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Jun 25, 2021

#6

Pruto said:
Because she's secretly a dog.

Explains why she smells like Tommy Tooter's fingers

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King Fructose

hello fren

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Jun 25, 2021

#7

:gold: said:
She was born a long time ago.

I was unaware of this. Thank you for the thoughtful answer.

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