why is arby's so dog shit?

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LarpBait

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nigga its the chum bucket
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The Lawgiver said:
Arby's isn't the chum bucket because it specifically lacks a midget owner and founder that aims to hit it big by copying another guy's burger recipe.

The ones by me are ok but also kinda weird. Good quality food compared to what people say Online but then there's like equivalent exchange of weird shit like bizarrely heavily worn seat cushions. Never really eat in the restaurant when doing fast food places but that always stuck out to me. Cause when I go there they aren't too crowded but the wear on the seats implies there is a time of day when it's insanely crowded and frequently enough and long enough for that to happen.


Most fast food places aside from chic-fil-a seem to just be empty a lot of the time. I want to find out when and how the arby's by me that's not shit gets crowded because chair wear that fucking rapid does not happen from places not having business.
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What kind of yum yums are you acquiring when you patronize the meat shack establishment and enjoy while contributing to the seat wear?

Also Arby's didn't bring back the mint choccy shake this year, they deserve everything that is coming to them
 
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Korpon said:
What kind of yum yums are you acquiring when you patronize the meat shack establishment and enjoy while contributing to the seat wear?
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I only really sat in once but when i go to places I usually get takeout at the actual counter instead of the drive through because I am fucking crazy and enjoy mild exercise like that.

LarpBait said:
@Major_ btw you share an opinion with The Lawgiver, js so you kno who your allies on ts debate are 😂
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Call me back when Arby's has a funny blue midget that screams at you about how much he wants the fucking Long john silvers formula or whatever.
 
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The Lawgiver said:
I only really sat in once but when i go to places I usually get takeout at the actual counter instead of the drive through because I am fucking crazy and enjoy mild exercise like that.
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You're a fucking renegade man, an actual BEAST
What's your go to order of yum yums you maverick
 
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Korpon said:
You're a fucking renegade man, an actual BEAST
What's your go to order of yum yums you maverick
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If I get anything the few times I go on occasion it's usually the standard cheap ass roast beef and cheddar with curly fries and a medium dr. pepper. Same order as chic fil a but with roast beef deli meat and curly fries instead of fried chicken and non cheddar cheese and waffle fries

Very odd parallel.
 
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The Lawgiver said:
If I get anything the few times I go on occasion it's usually the standard cheap ass roast beef and cheddar with curly fries and a medium dr. pepper. Same order as chic fil a but with roast beef deli meat and curly fries instead of fried chicken and non cheddar cheese and waffle fries

Very odd parallel.
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You're a fucking straight playa you know that? Next time you walk in there, specify you want that cup to be for water, then fill that bitch up with the GREATEST of all sodas Dr. Pepper, icy 23 flavors in that frothy bitch and walk out like a gangsta. Make sure to get as many sauce packets as possible, shake down that place like a looter in a riot. Fuckin extra straws too? you're gonna need them you yum yums extraordinaire
 
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Korpon said:
Make sure to get as many sauce packets as possible
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Korpon said:
Fuckin extra straws too?
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Real talk I only usually get extra napkins because I pull the sandwich out of the wrapper and put it in the napkin because I don't want the sauce deciding to explode all over my hands. Or the sandwich deciding to explode because the bun was a bit off kilter. There is already enough sauce you don't need sauce packets for those Arby's sandwiches.

The logic also applies to buc-ees the few times I've visited one minus the slight custom order. Their sandwiches share the arby's curse of potentially just exploding into sauce and disintegrated bun.
 
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The Lawgiver said:
Real talk I only usually get extra napkins because I pull the sandwich out of the wrapper and put it in the napkin because I don't want the sauce deciding to explode all over my hands. Or the sandwich deciding to explode because the bun was a bit off kilter. There is already enough sauce you don't need sauce packets for those Arby's sandwiches.

The logic also applies to buc-ees the few times I've visited one minus the slight custom order. Their sandwiches share the arby's curse of potentially just exploding into sauce and disintegrated bun.
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Sauce exploding like that acid bomb Ricardo Lopez shipped to Bjork would, except instead of toxic acid disfiguring or potentially killing you it's NASTY sauce all over your SHIT and boi I tell you hwat that ain't right 🚬

Steal as many napkins as possible and stock up at home, your car, anywhere you could possibly be. Gotta always be ready for anything in this fallen world, including spilling motherfucking goddamn yum yum sauce all over the fucking kitchen table and your SHIT and ITS JUST ALL FUCKING FALLING APART DAMMIT
 
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The ads say that they have the meats. They don't say a lot about quality.

Personally, I never cared for their roast beef sandwiches even though people related to me will happily wolf down multiple Beef & Cheddars. What I did find likeable was the turkey gyro but that's not on the menu anymore.

Also their burgers are overpriced compared to every other fast food restaurant nearby and their fried chicken is inferior to every chicken restaurant nearby.
 
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