Why even be Christian when there are better options?

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SandyCat

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God sent his son to earth only to get nailed to a stake by a bunch of retarded ancient humans, all for what? Just so they can demand people worship them or else they'll burn for all eternity? What kind of asshole god does that?

Now check out this absolute sigma chad:
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- Guided humanity into a golden age of technology all while doing it in secret because he's not attention hungry like Jesus
- A man of science and logic instead of blind faith and superstition
- Actually takes a hands on approach in making the galaxy less shitty
- Based and anti-xenos pilled
- Does not require you die to experience his heaven: the Imperium of Man is his gift of salvation
- Has 20 perfect genetically engineered sons all with their own armies of super human soldiers
- Can't turn water into wine but can invent technology that could do it better than Jesus ever could
- Cool sword engulfed in psychic flames
- Master crafted artificer power armor
- Doesn't bitch out and leave earth once he's mortally wounded
- Can pull off having long hair while still being 100% not gay

Stop being a pansy and worship the Emperor of Man instead of that dollar store wannabe
 
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Emps is fat, stinky, doesn't pay child support, and I would not have sex with him

Also your ancestors are frowning at you, OP
 
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I'll at least bet people would be more interested in reading the bible and going to church if Jesus would take a lesson and spice things up a little bit.

The Emperor fought alien species and the demonic forces of chaos using flaming swords and laser cannons and bolt guns and shit, and what did Jesus do? Build wood furniture and beat up some money lenders that one time? Get outta here with that garbage.
 
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Please go back to laying a smack-down on that Neko-rights fella.

This isn’t a good look for you.
 
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Most people are of a particular religion because that is what their parents and relatives were. Very few people who are Christians, Muslims, or Jews etc. actually sit down and examine the things that their belief system promotes and discourages or whether or not they themselves personally agree.

Most people are the religion they are because that is what they were raised with and people tend to take the path of least resistance.
 
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SandyCat said:
Doesn't bitch out and leave earth once he's mortally wounded
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Dont forget
Even approaching death sat on the golden throne and endures eternal agony using his psyche to stop incursions from daemons into the golden palace whilst also being a beacon to make travel possible with a range of most of the known fucking galaxy
 
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