Why don't you lurkers post anything?

[SandyCat]

We all know you're there silently judging but never saying anything. You think you're too good for us huh? Or are you just a massive pussy?

Here's a invitation code so you have no excuse 555260966e6680122d93a0c508069ea701dd9139

Make a account and fight me faggot

 

[Retink]

But I post all the time.

 

[Lurker]

how about you shut the fuck up

 

[AirdropShitposts]

They know the Kiwi Farms is a high standards place where you can't just post anything you like, you have to come through with something that expands the collective mind of humanity itself.

 

[Johnny Salami]

I'm shy

 

[Just A Butt]

long time lurker, first time poster and i just wanted to say that i don't even know what a lolcow is and i'm not even really sure how i got here but this is a list of all my fetishes:

Spoiler: what makes my boner go up

your mom

and here is a list of my online accounts:

Spoiler: what makes my boner go down

one time i was in a twitter

i'm sure no one will use this information against me since we are all on the same team since we all hate niggers and faggots.

 

[SandyCat]

how about you shut the fuck up

Fite me old fag

Meet me at the World Trade Center in New York on September 11 2001 at 5:14 MST unless you're a massive pussy

 

[mister meaner]

Fite me old fag

Meet me at the World Trade Center in New York on September 11 2001 at 5:14 MST unless you're a massive pussy

Care to put your money where your mouth is, faggot?
2200 EST, 05/28/2020, 4210 Wolfetown Rd, Cherokee, NC 28719
Bring as many of your cowardly friends as you want; I'll go to prison, but all of you will go to the morgue.

 

[Tempress]

I just browse this site on my free time at work . I have no desire to fight you, thx for the invite @SandyCat

 

[SandyCat]

@Tempress fight me nigger

1v1 in runescape wildy

 

[Begemot]

I just browse this site on my free time at work . I have no desire to fight you, thx for the invite @SandyCat

Now we have to fight. Sorry.....

 

[José Mourinho]

Care to put your money where your mouth is, faggot?
2200 EST, 05/28/2020, 4210 Wolfetown Rd, Cherokee, NC 28719
Bring as many of your cowardly friends as you want; I'll go to prison, but all of you will go to the morgue.

Hey faggot. I am getting in my car now. Let's settle this.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Most lurkers want to eat you. I have video evidence.

Not sorry for triggering any flashbacks.

 

[A Gay Retard]

Thanks for the invite I’m so glad to finally have a website where I can blame my shortcomings on Jews

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

 

[Skitarii]

Fite me at null's house when he doxxes his address, I'll wait

 

[Moths]

how about you shut the fuck up

lurk moar faggot

 

[chucks suck and fuck]

becuase me being mummys 800 pound 800 month year old bundle of joy cant reach the keyboard most of the time