Why don't new users understand sarcasm?

[OrionBalls]

Are they all autistic?

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

No, they're geniuses.

 

[User names must be unique]

you need to use tone indicators to help these poor retarded newfags /sneed/sneed/sneed/sneed

 

[Pagan Min]

No, they all lack the gene necessary for detecting sarcasm due to some sort of birth defect. Must be all the chemicals in the water or something...

 

[Grub]

I'm just waiting for @We Are The Witches to drop by and autistically explain in detail how sarcasm can't be conveyed correctly in text.

 

[Azure05]

OP is trans btw

 

[NoBueno]

 

[Most Wanted Banana]

Everything is literal unless you add /sneed at the end of your comments.

 

[Endless Torment]

Have you seen some of the retarded shit people post seriously on this site so I can't really blame them if they just assume everyone is just honestly retarded if they don't recognize the user.

 

[We Are The Witches]

I'm just waiting for @We Are The Witches to drop by and autistically explain in detail how sarcasm can't be conveyed correctly in text.

Believe it or not I get sarcasm very well, maybe it's you who does not understand when others don't care.

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

Believe it or not I get sarcasm very well, maybe it's you who does not understand when others don't care.

oh really, thats very interesting, do go on.

 

[Oh Sugar]

 

[Fuggalope]

It's not just here. I'm convinced that people under 30 are missing something that makes it impossible to understand sarcasm.

 

[Achtung Bitter]

Best users are the ones who manage to take things literally and out of context at the same time.

 

[Second Alter Ego]

There is literally zero difference between being sarcastic and being serious
In either case you are a retard and wrong

 

[Moths]

Wow newfags are retarded?
Color me suprised.

 

[Nicholas Gur]

I have been informed for the last 10 years online that it's impossible to use/detect sarcasm on the internet. Not sure why it was possible before that point, but we seem to have lost the technology necessary to facilitate it's use.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

I have been informed for the last 10 years online that it's impossible to use/detect sarcasm on the internet. Not sure why it was possible before that point, but we seem to have lost the technology necessary to facilitate it's use.

Between 1995 & 2015 all sarcasm was displayed in Comic Sans font bur the licence has expired & no one will pay for the now monthly subscription fee.

 

[BigPeanut]

Some threads are like that too. Where they have too much autistic fury toward the lolcow and making a joke calling them a chad or something makes them soy out.

 

[No-Eyed Square Guy]

Every ESL who joins the internet kills one rhetorical device. Soon only terms-of-service legalisms and the cryptic gibberish of Black Twitter™ will remain.