Why don't more ghosts post on the internet?

[The News Crews]

If I were a ghost in a haunted house, I would use the keyboards to talk shit to people online. Then I'll say "come and fight me then, my address is XXY" so the owners get beaten up.

 

[Zorgulon]

If ghosts tried to use a keyboard their hands would pass through the keyboard. They're ghosts.

 

[Helarctos]

You're such an idiot. Ghosts aren't real and even if they were, they definitely wouldn't post on the internet. No one responding to this thread is a ghost, no one is currently using an ethereal form to watch you scratch your balls as you shitpost.

 

[The News Crews]

If ghosts tried to use a keyboard their hands would pass through the keyboard. They're ghosts.

But ghosts constantly slam doors and throw kitchen utensils around just like in the movies

 

[OrionBalls]

That's just the plot of Grave Encounters 2.

 

[Brubby Two]

Ghosts aren't the thing I bust every night but I still feel good.

 

[Shamefuru Disprayu]

You're such an idiot. Ghosts aren't real and even if they were, they definitely wouldn't post on the internet. No one responding to this thread is a ghost, no one is currently using an ethereal form to watch you scratch your balls as you shitpost.

Jokes on you I'm the ghost of a Confederate soldier.

 

[Aunt Carol]

If ghosts tried to use a keyboard their hands would pass through the keyboard. They're ghosts.

All the professional ghost-hunting people seem to think ghosts can affect electricity. I could see an argument for ghosts being able to activate keyboards.

Handwave something about Ouija boards and the switch that turns itself off in your grandma's house and there you go.

 

[blackshirt]

Imagine spending 200 years learning to manipulate physical matter just to get filtered by a "click all traffic lights" captcha.

 

[Skitarii]

no one is currently using an ethereal form to watch you scratch your balls

Are you a female ghost at least?

 

[Skitarii]

Asking cause I don't want a gay ghost nigga watching me scratch my balls

 

[Laburnum]

That's just the plot of Grave Encounters 2.

Hell yeah


How vicious are they?