Why don't coomers just stop cooming?

[Alex Hogendorp]

They have the power to stop stroking their dicks, do they?

 

[Haloperidol]

They’d have to confront the rest of their life.

 

[Beastie]

Why would they? You have to give them a reason to.

 

[stares at error messages]

Because they live to coom.

 

[We Are The Witches]

Ah yes, one of the classic mirroring threads on Kiwifarms, in this case from the fat people one.

 

[Gog & Magog]

if they dont jerk it then the semen will build up in the balls until they explode

 

[Penis Drager 2.0]

You can take my dick from my cold dead hands.

 

[Celso Bin Portiolli]

For those that want to, I imagine for same reason any other addict has a hard time dropping a drug.

 

[Shockwave]

Their brain is far too rotted with porn and the “feel good” chemicals that come after each stroke to even stop. They’re in a similar position to drug addicts imo.​

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Because then they wouldn't be coomers.

 

[dick brain]

You can take my dick from my cold dead hands.

 

[Spruce Supremacist]

I have a real life friend who adamantly believes the meme that if he doesn't jerk it regularly he'll get testicular cancer.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Because they touch themselves at night.