Why doesn’t null just run for president?

[Bargain Bin Laden]

I’m sure he’d win.

 

[draggs]

the american BMC (bread, meat, cheese) industrial complex would never let him win

 

[CowPox]

Why don't you run into traffic?

 

[cuttysnark]

Null is ineligible to be POTUS. Null is an adorable lil 18 year old Serbian national.

 

[eatler]

Because we can’t come up with a better campaign ad than Nixon’s “Can’t lick our dick”
We were debating on reusing the “now more than ever” slogan

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

God no. You really want a rageaholic in charge of nuclear weaponry?

 

[Adam Basile Woodrow]

Even if he won, I don't think it would last long

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

Null is ineligible to be POTUS. Null is an adorable lil 18 year old Serbian national.

He actually isn't old enough, now that I think of it. Have to be at least 35.

 

[Anti Snigger]

That would require people voting for him, which is against his morals

 

[eatler]

He actually isn't old enough, now that I think of it. Have to be at least 35.

he doesn't have the money for it though. but if he got back to the us he could run for governor.

Also could women start dressing punk in a cool way again? not e-thot actual 70s/80s punk (ill take grunge too)

 

[Jack Noir]

I don't know, but I'd vote for him if he did.

 

[fineapple]

Is he even 35 yet? He would get jfk'd by ((them)) in no time flat

 

[Aunt Carol]

If he enters the race as "null," will it break electronic voting machines?

 

[parsnip]

I assumed he was hiding from the government in Europe.

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

"Don't be dull! Vote for Null!"

 

[eatler]

Is he even 35 yet? He would get jfk'd by ((them)) in no time flat

You saying?

 

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

Poot Null, he's lost the ability to run. He'll have to go Abbot style.

 

[LurkTrawl]

Null's clearly waiting until he's a septuagenarian.