Why doesn’t my clock go tick tock?

[Gorgar]

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[Shiawase]

Here's your problem: You bought a SHARP digital clock. Please return to the retailer and request exchange for a mechanistic clock.

 

[Rozzy]

Because it's only shows the right time twice a day.

 

[Involuntary Celebrity]

because you jumped into it when the minute hand was on 12 you stupid fucking idiot stupid

 

[electrician's apprentice]

it does go tick tock, if you don't hear it something must be wrong with you

 

[Epic Fail Man]

Because you're a loser. Only winners get tick tock clocks.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

Is it going Tock-Tick?

 

[JethroTullamore]

Because it isn’t a Chinease Communist spy software meant to dumb down Americans.

 

[John_Smith]

Because it lacks a pallet fork and balance wheel. See the illustrations and animations here. The back and forth motion of the pallet fork creates the tick and tock of the clock.

Quartz watches can have a tick, sometimes a very loud and annoying tick ( e.g. Timex watches) but no tock.

 

[CrazyRandomZyn]

Silent or second-hand clock. It happened to a miniature grandfather clock gifted to a relative. Battery could also be non-functioning (if handmade)

 

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