Why does Yoshi turn people gay? - haha

[StMaryPiper]

What is it about this green dinosaur that turns so many people into flaming faggots? Smash bros, Mario Kart, Mario Party. Doesn’t matter the game but if you pick Yoshi you turn gay

 

[FuckedUpDeer]

Do you not see that massive ass?

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

So this is why Final Fantasy XIV playerbase is the way it is.

 

[Table Country]

Yoshi turns people gay?

 

[I Do Not Post]

haha

 

[OrionBalls]

I thought Birdo made people gay.

 

[PfromAtrick]

He got a whole bakery back there

 

[Blouie]

His huge shoes make people wanna know what his feet look/smell like, kinda like sonic.

 

[Half Empty]

Ta-Ta-Tax Fraud! (Reprise) - Yoshi Commits Tax Fraud

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Because he's a libertarian.

One day you're playing as Yoshi and the next you and your gay Asian boyfriend are withholding income from the IRS.

 

[Table Country]

His huge shoes make people wanna know what his feet look/smell like, kinda like sonic.

And his eggs, for some reason.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

pointless pretty-sure-it-is-a-fact: In the Japanese Super Mario World, Yoshi is called dragon.

(but dragon is pretty close to dino anyway)

 

[Magicicada_septendecula]

I thought Birdo made people gay.

Not really. Yoshi makes you gay, Birdo makes people trannies.

 

[Easy lasagna recipes]

 

[Un Platano]

pointless pretty-sure-it-is-a-fact: In the Japanese Super Mario World, Yoshi is called dragon.

(but dragon is pretty close to dino anyway)

Not just any kind of dragon, but a SUPER dragon.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

SUPER dragon

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[PipTheAlchemist]

Do you not see that massive ass?

That's a strange way of spelling nose