Why does Trump purse his lips?

[The Nostalgia Critic]

 

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

He's a very angry man with a Yuge temper. He once grabbed me so hard by the pusdy I was left with 4th bonus hole.

 

[Yamamura]

You know, it's like at the gym when you're about to attempt a dangerous lift you're pretty sure is a bad idea.

 

[draggs]

He's judiciously considering how many Diet Cokes to have with his Big Mac and TWO SCOOPS for dinner tonight

 

[R00T]

accentuates his fellating abilities.

 

[The Evil Midnight Bomber]

He's trying to imitate his favorite movie character Patrick Bateman:

 

[Testacles Maximus]

A suitcase would be too big.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

He’s remembering all the cocks he sucked the previous night (4.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

savouring Obama's cum