Why does Spongebob look tempting to eat? - He looks like Cheese.

[Alex Hogendorp]

He must be cheese.

 

[Johnny Salami]

he's Muslim

 

[The Evil Midnight Bomber]

I'm so close to solving this mystery I can almost taste it

 

[Tablet County]

Sponge cake?

 

[The Snail]

I would kill sponge bob.

 

[Super Shiro]

I could go for one of those SpongeBob ice creams right about now.

 

[Pomniman]

Sponge cake?

Lemon, probably.

 

[Administrator Flotsam]

What the fuck.

 

[Cloaca Rimjob]

because you know he's hiding a massive cock underneath those shorts

 

[*sigh*]

This is why.

 

[Huh what?]

 

[Sundae]

He'd probably taste like salt water taffy.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

Will say this - for whatever gay reason, Spongebob is far better in German. I have no idea why or how but I can't even watch it in English, it is so cringe and gay, but in German, it is fucking chef's kiss. I dunno why, I think Kalkofe helped writing some the scripts? Got me.

 

[Mesh Gear Fox]

Will say this - for whatever gay reason, Spongebob is far better in German. I have no idea why or how but I can't even watch it in English, it is so cringe and gay, but in German, it is fucking chef's kiss. I dunno why, I think Kalkofe helped writing some the scripts? Got me.

Sponge Bob was eons after my time as a child, but I can't stand that show. It's nothing but screaming. I don't know how parents put up with it.

 

[Tablet County]

Sponge Bob was eons after my time as a child, but I can't stand that show. It's nothing but screaming. I don't know how parents put up with it.

Two reasons:
1. The first two/three seasons are of higher quality and actually vaguely clever. Modern Spongebob is sort of like modern Family Guy.
2. You're old.

 

[eatler]

Sponge Bob was eons after my time as a child, but I can't stand that show. It's nothing but screaming. I don't know how parents put up with it.

We didn't but you were louder so we settled. - my mom telling me how annoying of a child I was

2. You're old.

 

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]