Why does my cock taste like bacon?

[Bob's Vagene]

I'm wondering if I should see a doctor..

 

[Dustlord]

Counterquestion: How do you know what your own cock tastes like?

 

[Fireman Sam]

While I will not question how you have the physical flexibility to sample your own penis, you should probably wash your cock and abstain from fucking your breakfast for a while

 

[Lina Colorado]

To be fair... it could be a lot worse, man.

 

[Fastest Hand In The East]

please stop licking dick, eating ass and drinking cum
thank you

 

[NoLegs]

Did your mom tell you that..?

 

[Bob's Vagene]

Did your mom tell you that..?

My grandfather.

 

[Juke and Jam]

Who have you been porking?

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

oink oink...

Are you a hog IRL?

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

You know what we did. STOP DENYING OUR LOVE AND WHAT IT MEANS TO YOU. TO US.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

stop fucking Miss Piggy and let Kermit get into that shit

 

[Rozzy]

To fend off Muslims.

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

Did you get it stuck in the toaster again?

 

[Shamefur Dispray]

You've been spending too much time dry curing that thing