Why does my ass stink?

[Cobson Gemson]

Real question

 

[Mesh Gear Fox]

Because you don't bathe on a regular basis?

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

The immediate assumption is improper hygiene, but it could be some sort of disease or something. If it's a chronic issue and severe enough to warrant soliciting input, I'd advise seeing a doctor.

 

[Mr. Zed da Robot Poon Fed]

Because you don't listen to Tariq Nasheed.

 

[generic sauce]

THPS3 niggas will know

 

[Waifu Days]

I'd just recommend not sticking your nose there for a starter.

 

[GenericEdgelordSupreme]

Because you're full of shit...?

 

[Pruto]

 

[DDR Yoga]

Try standing when you wipe your bullet hole. It relaxes the sphincter muscles and allows you to have a right good dig into the colon.

 

[Cobson Gemson]

“awesome jerking off love your butt, BUT it didn't look clean enough and may not be smoothe enough but sexy none the less loved the vid of yu flabby bely and th brest like packs mm. soo god that cok i'd love o suck“

 

[Xenomorph]

Because all you do is post unfunny fail threads all day instead of bathing?