Why does JJ Rowlings hate transformers?

[Quantum Diabetes]

Optimus primal is pretty cool
Eh fights megatron doesn’t afraid of Energon farts

 

[Shamefur Dispray]

J.K. is a big Diaclone fan and she doesn't take kindly to Transformers taking designs from them

 

[AirdropShitposts]

She's still butthurt that Michael Bay turned down her franchise for them. She felt he was the only one who could really capture her vision of the Wizarding World but he chose Megan Fox instead. Her murderous anger seems quite justified when you see his cinematic masterpieces and how deeply he infuses them with the meaning of the lore.

 

[Jason Wynn]

They’re robots who will never be real humans. Cope, seethe and lubricate

 

[CognitiveDeficiency]

She is worried about what will happen if they are sent to Decepticon prison.

 

[Cloacan]

*tries to make transforming sound with mouth and fails, as all must, and now feels shame.*
My only goal is to one day make that sound. with my mouth. JJ Cool Rowlings denies me that satisfaction.

 

[Twinkletard]

Autobots - Homosexual trannies

Decepticons - Nonhomosexual, creepy trannies that want to stare at little girls in the women's room.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

The idea of them having human partners digusts her to her very core

 

[DankSmoker]

She could never measure up to these Fantastic Beasts

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Because she watched Beast Machines and was pissed at the drop in quality.