Why does Jesus fuck Christ?

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Max Caulfield

Max Caulfield

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The other day while I was being spanked by my grandma again, my entire extended social circle barged into my apartment for a surprise birthday party even though it's nowhere near my birthday. The immediate reaction of my token science-nigger that I keep around to deflect claims of racism was to shout. "Jesus Fucking Christ!"

I was thinking about it, and people say Jesus Fucking Christ a LOT. I thought Jesus & Christ were the same person and am often told that I need Jesus in my life, but then I found it odd how often people say Jesus fucks Christ. Or that Jesus is Fucking Christ. Can anyone explain?
 
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Justice Tony said:
Jesus is God, God is the antithesis of sin, God does not sin, Jesus does not sin. Masturbation is a sin. Jesus does not masturbate. Jesus does not fuck Himself (Christ).
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You're stupid, God is you, Jesus is God, and you masturbate, therefore Jesus is both capable of masturbating and making dumb posts.
 
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Pruto said:
That means Jesus can rape for free, and its not even a sin, I'm so jealous right now (:_(
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Rape is a sin and therefore Jesus would not do it. If Jesus were to do it then it would not be a sin. Since we all instinctively know from natural law that rape is evil and a sin, Jesus would not rape. For if He favored rape, natural law would be pro-rape.
 
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