Why does it hurt when I sneed?

[Agent Abe Caprine]

It hurts, Chuck.

 

[Yet Another Wanker]

You slept with a whore now you have all the STDs

 

[DavidS877]

If your sneed doesn't go away within 4 hours you should see a doctor.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

No pain, no gain.

 

[DankSmoker]

I know it hurts, but you gotta put Chuck behind you...

 

[Dysnomia]

I suggest you go to the free clinic right away. Sneed in a cup and get some antibiotics.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

It's from sitting in your fancy German car.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

try getting a more comfortable pair of gucci loafers.

 

[Fungible penis]

Because you touch yourself at night.

 

[Anne Hyroe]

Speak to your proctologist. Unless you have a feminine prostate of course; then you need a gynaecologist.