Why does it hurt when I pee? - Don't want no doctor to put no needle in me

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

Why does it hurt when I pee?

 

[Grub]

AIDS

 

[Akashic Retard]

Smashing your dick in a book should clear it up.

 

[ANF]

There is a tiny gnome living in your toilet that kicks you in the dick whenever you piss

 

[Lathe]

Drink more water.

 

[Thunk Provoker]

Because peeing is bad for you.

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

Maybe you have a kidney stone in your pee pee.

 

[Amphotericin B]

Could be a UTI, STD, or urinary crystals depending on what you’ve been up to. Drink lots of water but you might need antibiotics. Stay safe OP.

 

[Table Country]

Sounds like your dingaling is outta whack. Gotta go down to Members-r-Us to pick up a new pee bus.

 

[The Real Me]

Fire Ants.

 

[Aunt Carol]

You can buy urinary tract infection test strips online or in a pharmacy (in the lady problems section).

That'll rule out at least one potential cause without having to talk to anyone.

 

[Laburnum]

Caught it from the toilet seat, did you?

 

[mister meaner]

Stop jerking off all the time

 

[Kerr Avon]

Because you used a programming sock as a cumrag

 

[TayandYou]

Is it not supposed to hurt?

 

[Epic Fail Man]

You got it from the toilet seat, it jumped right up and grabbed your meat.

 

[Soycast Guy]

You aren’t supposed to put soap near the pee pee hole.