Why does IHOP hate America?

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IHOP is a part of the WEF cabal seeking to control the world. several high ranking meters of staff are WEF future leaders and black/chaos magic practitioners. as we all know dark magix are most effective when you let the target of said spell/curse/ hex know the plan ahead of time. they do this all of over the menu, advertising, and they are even bold enough to name the business after their nefarious goals.

I-Internal. as a globalist organization that seeks power over others they lead with that stated goal. nothing short of total global control will sate their appetite for power over others.

H-house. a reminder that you are less then a person to them. your house might as well be your work, your restaurant, ETC you will never own a house you will live work and die at the IHOP booth you rent for 40% of the wage they feel they can give you. simply a cog in the machine an orange to be squeezed and thrown away when the time is right.

O-Of. Of=OF=Only Fans... i don’t have to tel you kiwi gamers that one of the globalist cabals greatest tools of control is messing with humans natural sex drives and sexuality. you will constantly be reminded of sex and the associated anxieties and shame even when doing something as harmless as getting a western omelette

P-Pancakes. fat creatures are dumber and more docile so they will feed you crap like pancakes under the guise that it’s healthy normal food. this has been very effective on the americans and is now having a major impact on europe and even china is starting to feel the human bodies natural impulses turned against it by the powers that be.

IHOP is an evil organization that needs to be stopped.
 
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Phalanges Mycologist said:
I've never seen a IHOP outside of America, what is it with Americans calling things World or International when it doesn't exist outside of America?
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They're in the US, South Asia, South America and the Middle East. Why? God only knows.

Waffle House is better because you can use them to judge how bad a hurricane is going.

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Just wait until Monday when you get your free Golden Corral buffet on their “Veteran’s Appreciation Night”. All you can eat DFAC-tier food that’ll put that puny lil’ Grand Slam to shame.

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Golden Corral honors U.S. Miltary people every year with a special thank you dinner at our Military Appreciation Night.
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