Why does everyone die in January?

[OrionBalls]

Die in April, already!

 

[Fishnumm]

the titanic sinking. columbine, the oklahoma city bombing. waco siege, boston marathon bombing, chernobyl and cobains suicide all happened in april

 

[Shamefuru Disprayu]

I'll try my best

 

[MadStan]

End of year tax write off benefits expired I guess.

 

[OrionBalls]

End of year tax write off benefits expired I guess.

My one Grandma did make it til February. We always joked that it was so she could get Pap one more SS check. Even though his pension paid more.

 

[Tram Fan]

Actually it's kinda sad I was following cancer influencers and they've died lately rip

 

[ANF]

Most of them are actually supposed to die in December, but they cling on to life for a bit longer so their loved ones could properly enjoy the holidays.

 

[Miriam Margoyles]

January's just kind of a depressing month, innit?