Why does every YouTuber talk like a faggot?

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

I am so sick of hearing their effeminate lilting voices.

 

[Tequila Jong]

Because they are faggots, like OP always is.

 

[KateHikes14]

Idk but I'm super glad the era of rapid cuts is long dead. That shit was intolerable. Phillip DiFranco should have been thrown in an oven for that intolerable experience.

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

there's so many people that I wouldn't mind reading their shit as a geocities page but holy fuck I cannot stand hearing them ramble on and on and on and nordvpn and on and on and on for a half hour when I could read it in five minutes

 

[Dysnomia]

Social media has made everyone think they are worth listening to even if they sound like autists, vapid thots or total tools. As soon as I hear 'tism voice I immediately close the video. I also can't stand people who yell everything and constantly cut to "lol so funny" footage. I once clicked a video about some peculiar art set I wanted to see in use. Immediate regret and ear rape. This guy yelled the whole time and every three seconds there was some retarded cutaway like it was Family Guy on speed and espresso. I assume everyone in the comments praising how cool he was had to be about 12.

It sucks when you want to see products in use but the only thing the algorithm spits out without checking over 9000 pages yourself is a bunch of hyper retards. A lot of them have some shtick going because they think they are funny. I don't mind humor. But screaming like a retard isn't humor.

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

Because they're fake.

 

[MadStan]

Because faggots are their only audience…sorry.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

Because they have their mouths full of dick and suck dicks to not lose their precious channels and sponsorships and paypigs.

 

[eatler]

DiFranco should be thrown in an oven for existing

Did some tweaking to your sentence hope you don’t mind


Also I think people genuinely like it (not here obviously). It sucks that YouTube basically became TV, but that’s how corporations work.

 

[Boss Hawg]

When I click on a video and they got the whiny faggot voice, I turn the video off. Idk how they get way more views than normal voiced people.

 

[DankSmoker]

Because they want to groom children.

 

[Forsaken Wanderer]

because they are all fake tools that want to fit into the boring safe corpo stereotype so that they can stay on Youtube

 

[Iron Jaguar]

I don't mind humor. But screaming like a retard isn't humor

 

[Smug Chuckler]

Because the youtube algorithm rewards you more if you sound like a faggot.

 

[Anti Lolicon Bomb]

I know your pain OP, I know if I am watching a video within the first 5 seconds and it's entirely based on the voice.

My current pet peeve is that stupid new trend of the baked in subtitles popping in dramatically when somebody is making a point, I can tell it's intended to make it seems like what they are saying is some great, dramatic truth but all these people talk is absolute sketty soup, arm floaties, crayon in the nose RETARD!

 

[Gargamel]

I usually don't watch women-made videos because of the voice. There are exceptions.

With male autist-made videos it depends on if they can get their point across in a coherent way, assuming they even have a point. If they can't, I'm done watching their videos.

Trannies are even worse than the above two, often attempting an imitation of a women's voice while autistically rambling on about nothing.

I think the majority of YouTube videos are over done, have way too many effects and needless edits, and are way too long. I do like legit long videos, but most of them are just the creator trying to stretch out 2 minutes of content to fill 20 minutes of watch time. They waffle on about nothing like the faggot they are.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

stop watching videos about pink shirts & dick sucking techniques then