Why does caffeine make me sleepy?

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WolfeTone said:
Coffee effects your pancreas, that might have something to do with it.
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WolfeTone said:
As per my studies, AD was identified as a symptom of long-chain sulfur compounds found heavily present in petroleum based food dyes.

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/7069080/
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You're fucking retarded. At least look into directly relevant articles instead of sourcing something barely even tangentially related. :story:

Just A Butt said:
cold coffee is the worst thing in America, i have been on-record for this in the past
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Some cold brews are okay, but I really don't care for the people who push the whole "NITRO COLD BREW" memes and declare it the "only way" they can drink coffee. Nothing beats a nice warm cup.
 
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Being sleepy after a nice little coffee is unironically a sign of healthy metabolism. It's always hypothyroidal niggers with their mitochondria deep fried in soybean oil who get "jittery" and can't even have a comfy nap after drinking coffee. Hearty meal -> coffee & dessert -> nap is how gods dine
 
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Gravemind said:
Some cold brews are okay, but I really don't care for the people who push the whole "NITRO COLD BREW" memes and declare it the "only way" they can drink coffee. Nothing beats a nice warm cup.
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I've tried a few different kinds and it's really nothing to write home about. Afaict it's just a meme brew. The best coffee is with pressure machines where the water is in contact with the beans as briefly as possible but gets all the actually desirable compounds out of it.

If you want cold coffee, chill it down afterwards.
 
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I read it could be a symptom of ADHD when I looked it up, bc it does for me most of the time too.

As for cold brew, is it true it's easier on your stomach? I like coffee and it doesn't give me the jitters/sleepies as bad as, say, monster, but it makes me feel like I'm going to throw up after drinking from stomach pains.
Also as a coffee new, recommend me some good (cheap) brands.
 
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s0mbra said:
I read it could be a symptom of ADHD when I looked it up, bc it does for me most of the time too.
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People with ADHD often have a paradoxical response to stimulants. I haven't had this response to caffeine (or cocaine for that matter) but amphetamines do absolutely nothing fun for me and in fact put me to sleep at recreational doses. I quit the Ritalin I was prescribed in less than a year because its effects were completely unpleasant and stupefying.
 
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AnOminous said:
People with ADHD often have a paradoxical response to stimulants. I haven't had this response to caffeine (or cocaine for that matter) but amphetamines do absolutely nothing fun for me and in fact put me to sleep at recreational doses. I quit the Ritalin I was prescribed in less than a year because its effects were completely unpleasant and stupefying.
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This. I can guzzle down a Mt Dew and take a fat nap afterwards. Caffeine does nothing for me.
 
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Yeah I used to do that when I would drink coffee all day, I think it's the comfort of a warm beverage mixed with the slight crash you get from it afterwards.
Edit:wait you drink cold brew so you're just retarded and gay
 
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DankSmoker said:
Yeah I used to do that when I would drink coffee all day, I think it's the comfort of a warm beverage mixed with the slight crash you get from it afterwards.
Edit:wait you drink cold brew so you're just retarded and gay
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Anyone who drinks cold brew always guzzles hot cum.
 
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