Why does Britney Spears Look 55?

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she needed a strong, jesus loving, true and honest husband to protect her early on, women dont weather hardship as well as men can.

women are ment to love things, and be pretty, and sing and dance, and so on, all within the impenetrable fortress men build for them.
 
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I'd rather she have a leathery old face like a catchers glove rather than go out like madonna
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Pee Cola said:
On the flipside, Kylie Minogue is 55 yet she looks like she's in her early 40s. I'd much rather think about Kylie than Britney tbh.
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They can't all be Liz ...
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57. Still smash.
 
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I just want to know why her skin looks the color and consistency of raw chicken. Like it’s reddish pink and puffy. She’s always been ‘athletic’ but now it’s more bloated and Windburnt than a middle aged mentally ill Louisiana cigarette hag should be.
 
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SSj_Ness said:
Stress, mental illness, presumed drug/and or alcohol abuse, and just the fact women tend to age like milk. But she's still pretty hot.
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Loo, she's shaped like a surfboard


Crashman11 said:
she needed a strong, jesus loving, true and honest husband to protect her early on, women dont weather hardship as well as men can.

women are ment to love things, and be pretty, and sing and dance, and so on, all within the impenetrable fortress men build for them.
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The older I get the more I agree.
 
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Combination of genetic mental illness (likely Borderline Personality Disorder with extreme bouts of dissociative features under stress), history of street drug abuse (crystal meth), and a liquid/pharmaceutical lobotomy (long-term use of Rx SSRIs & Antipsychotics, which are shown to cause cognitive decline).

Britney has really become remniscent of a drug-addled mentally ill homeless hobo from the looks of her Instagram. Honestly shocked she hasn't been given a special Patron Saint style dedicated Lolcow or Skitzocow thread here on the Farm, because the material she's been posting on her IG as of late is definitely worthy! Case in point: Her Butcher Knife/Benihaha Samarai dances...

 
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