Why does Billy Mitchell look like Jesus?

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I was to young to remember or care for his Pac-man Donkey Kong shit and only first heard of this guy because there was a one off character from Regular Show that was based of of him.
But recently there's been so many videos uploaded against him by the same guy too.
like:

And my only question from all of this is why does this dude wear his hair to look like Jesus?
 
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His only accomplishment in life is that he was good at a video game before video games were mainstream, so he's desperately clinging on to any relevance. In his glory days he had hair like that, so he needs to keep the stupid haircut or else people wouldn't know that it was him.
 
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Jesus never looked like a faggot as far as I recall so I don't understand this question.

I remember reading about Billy Mitchell getting that award for the perfect Pac Man score (as well as them announcing a Pac Man pizza in Japan) in Tips & Tricks back in the day, and even at the age of 9/10 I thought he was a faggot.
 
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everytime i watch a karl jobst video about billy mitchell, his hair looks really fake to me. if he shaved it off, he would look like a florida man but even with his long hair, it looks fake. like a simulation
 
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He doesn't look like a brown kike manlet, so I don't think he does look like Jesus.

He does look a lot like Garret Bobby Ferguson (aka Giant Bearded Face) though.
 
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Shamefur Dispray said:
he gave his extra lives
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*extra men as they call it in the super serious arcade high score community.

Regarding the OP's question, think of this: you've never seen Jesus and Billy Mitchell in the same room have you? Think about that.

If you want to read what's basically a book about how this guy cheated at Pacman and Donkey Kong this website goes into autistic detail about all that shit.
 
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Because he IS Jesus. He is no longer the king of the Jews, but the king of Kong. Heed my warning, the false prophet Karl Jobst weaves falsehoods as guided by the very father of lies himself, Lucifer. To be an "absolute legend" is to burn in hell, all will be revealed when Billy's holy lawsuit purges the non-believers.
 
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Professor G. Raff said:
Because he IS Jesus. He is no longer the king of the Jews, but the king of Kong. Heed my warning, the false prophet Karl Jobst weaves falsehoods as guided by the very father of lies himself, Lucifer. To be an "absolute legend" is to burn in hell, all will be revealed when Billy's holy lawsuit purges the non-believers.
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Its now canon for me that the prophecies on the Book of Revelation in the Bible were literaly and exclusively about the Billy Mitchell e-drama all along.
 
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