Why do you not understand how rockets work?

[Gorgar]

title

 

[Al from Dadeville]

I’m not a freakin rocket scientist

 

[The Luigi Player]

Alright pal, Listen here.

We aren't scientists trying to launch a monkey into space, we aren't trying to blow up people using the magic of radio nuclear power chicken, and we are not the master of shakes.

 

[Acronym]

too lame, don't care

 

[TenMilesWide]

Fuck you, I know how rockets work.

Burning fuel spins the turbines and propeller, generating thrust.
wait shit

 

[Wizardly Intentions]

I'm a brain surgeon so I'm a bit too busy to look it up

 

[Desu Mountain]

I used to, then I forgot the math. And I stopped playing Kerbal Space Program so I wasn't motivated to maintain my math knowledge just for the sake of rocketry.

 

[Soup Sammiches]

I still haven't figured out magnets and now you want me to think about rocketry?

 

[millais]

Nazis invented rocket science, so we have to ban the knowledge.

Never Again!

 

[Saint Agustin]

Only gay people are into long hard things that propel forwards

 

[ToroidalBoat]

∆v is exhaust velocity times the natural log of the mass ratio

(Δv = Ve * ln(M))

 

[Testacles Maximus]

fucking rockets how do they work

 

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

LOL you put a bomb under something and set it off, it moves. Rocketry is a fake science.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

How dare you say I don't know about rockets, I worked on the Challenger and the Columbia.

 

[draggs]

I still haven't figured out magnets and now you want me to think about rocketry?

fucking rockets how do they work

FUCKING EVERYTHING HOW THE FUCK DOES ANY OF IT WORK?!

 

[Neko Punch]

Because I'm a retard.

 

[A Gay Retard]

somebody explain the distinction between missiles and rockets because im still unclear on that

 

[Mesh Gear Fox]

somebody explain the distinction between missiles and rockets because im still unclear on that

Basically a missile is guided, where as a rocket is not. Both utilize rocket engines, which can cause confusion.

 

[Haint]

Because NASA is a zionist plot to implant lies about God, the origins of life. NASA has proof the earth is flat and they are hiding the truth that space isn't real. NASA is covering up the existence of space aliens from planets that are round, why because space is a LIE. OPEN YOUR MINDS. Who needs rockets when the internet is all I need to learn me important things, like glowies hacking my GPS from a satellite that doesn't exist. Why, because space doesn't exist. Rockets are phallic symbols of the occult that NASA uses in its dark rituals to summon aliens from space that TOTALLY DOESNT EXIST.

 

[Meat Target]

Ain't no need to. Mekboyz 'oo it fo me. Oi believe a rokkit werks, it go zoom and boom! Simple as.