Why do you make me hit you? - Do you think I like doing this?

[Gangstalker #32194]

You make me do this to you! You make me do this!

 

[DankSmoker]

Because it feels like a little kitten kneading its paws.

 

[Hector Hamsteak]

I am not for violence of any kind, but I will protect my life at all costs, including bodyslamming a woman on to the hood of my car as I repeatedly smash her face against the windshield, my knee driving into her spine, the wind... blowing softly as everything fades and it is only her, with her contorted legs kicking wildly as the last breath of air leaves her lungs. Why’d you have to hit me, o’ woman? Why doth thou taken thy hand and Whereby struck thee?

 

[eatler]

HARDER!

 

[draggs]

I don't make you hit me

I make you make me walk into doors and fall down a lot

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

Please don't hit me honey, I know it's been a long day at the mines and I haven't finished dinner yet, but I'm sorry. Please don't hit me, this isn't like you Steven, you used to be so nice before you started drinking.