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Hey everyone, it's me, your good pal Graeme Kelly here. So, erm, I was reading this post on the internet. Reading this post on the Kawaii Farms. And don't you just hate it, guys, when these Karens make fun of ye for being a virgin?
Most Karens, they go up to women, and they say things like
"eergg don't slut shame, don't slut shame so you shouldn't". They say
"women can have as much sex and cuddling as they want", so they do.
But then these Karens, when they see a lad hanging out at the pool, playing Pokemon on his Switch, most Karens go up to this lad and they say "
uuuggh, Graeme, why don't you have a girlfrien yet? Why don't you go out and get laid, instead of sittin around all day, playing Switch" And then the lad says "erm", then this lad says "well, I TRY, you know, to get a girl to fall in love with me. I'm on Twitter all day, so I am, I'm browsing Reddit and Twitch all day long, just waiting for a pretty girl to come by and tell me she's in love with me. But nobody has fallen in love with me yet. Nobody." And then most Karens, they laugh at this lad, and they tend to say
"ehhh Graeme, ye'll never get a women just sitting around like that". They say
"Graeme, you got to initiate the conversation yourself, go out and be social, otherwise no one will ever sleep with you, so they won't"
And then this lad, he says to the Karens, he says "well last time I tried to chat with a lady, so I did, the last pretty lady I talked to, she told me she was 11. And I thought, 'ooo that's great. That's what I like.' So I got really excited, so I did, and I asked this girl if she liked My Little Pony, and if she'd go on a date and kiss me and wear a big white diaper for me, so I did. But then this girl, she turned out to be a lad. She turned out to be a lad in his twenties, so he was. He was only
pretending to be a girl, because he wanted to bully me, and to force me into having sex with him. And guys, I would never do that, I would never have sex with a lad pretending to be an 11 yo. So I wouldn't."
Don't you hate that? When most Karens walk up to virgins and yell at them while they're trying to play Switch at the pool?
Karens shouldn't make fun of people for being virgins, so they shouldn't, because some people just haven't found a real girlfrien yet. Some people, all the 11 year olds they talk to, they turn out to be older lads playing a mean trick. That's not their fault, so it isn't. It's the damn bullies on the Kawaii Farms who are to blame.
