Why do women suck at driving?

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JethroTullamore

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Every time I see an overly aggressive driver, I’d say 8/10 times it’s a woman, and I know what you’re thinking…..black right? Nope, usually fat white women weaving in and out of traffic, looking at their phones and tailgating two feet off your bumper for no reason.

Why did we ever let them start driving? Was that the beginning of the end?
 
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Men consistently outperform women on spatial tasks, including mental rotation, which is the ability to identify how a 3-D object would appear if rotated in space. A new study shows a connection between this sex-linked ability and the structure of the parietal lobe, the brain region that controls this type of skill.
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As a interesting side note it's why men are better at math;
  • Spatial skills play a critical role in the development of mathematics and reading. Research suggests that spatial thinking skills and geometric reasoning play a critical role in the development...
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Men consistently outperform women on spatial tasks, including mental rotation, which is the ability to identify how a 3-D object would appear if rotated in space. A new study shows a connection between this sex-linked ability and the structure of the parietal lobe, the brain region that controls this type of skill.
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As a interesting side note it's why men are better at math;
  • Spatial skills play a critical role in the development of mathematics and reading. Research suggests that spatial thinking skills and geometric reasoning play a critical role in the development of problem-solving skills, mathematical learning, and reading comprehension.
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But that's not a very kiwifarm-y answer so... um... because woman use the rear-view mirror to put on makeup and not to look at what's going on around them?
 
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They see me driving right next to them in my totally rad ferrari 360 convertible with my long flowing hair and 50 foot long wiener, so they get so hot and bothered that they cant focus on the road.
Ask your mom, that's how she got into an accident.
 
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90% of the time women try to kill me its because they dont know the meaning of things such as "stop signs" and "right of way"
 
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I (Don't) Have A Gun said:


As a interesting side note it's why men are better at math;


But that's not a very kiwifarm-y answer so... um... because woman use the rear-view mirror to put on makeup and not to look at what's going on around them?
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The spatial awareness is all autism though. I've been told by several men 'you aren't going to get X thing some place because no room' (not sex you faggots, like a fridge or car trunk or dishwasher or something similar) and I can Tetris it all around and it all fits. Other women have told me similar. As for math, I'd say the rule is true.

When I have been hit, it was all by men who were usually drunk off their ass. In fact, one got out of his car from the passenger door, fell into the ditch and my ex and a good Samaritan had to help him out.
 
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