Why do we walk when we can just run?

[Gorgar]

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[The Luigi Player]

well you don't want to feel tired and be vulnerable to rape do you?

 

[Uncle Sid]

Why walk when you can drive?

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

 

[Screamer_2]

I personally just pole vault everywhere. I don't know why other people haven't figured out this sick life hack brah.

 

[quackrock]

Why sweat when you can not?

 

[Rozzy]

Because not everyone's aerobic capacity supports running.

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[Patrick Bait-man]

I'm running over to your house as we speak.

 

[$80 Nude Haircut]

I jog everywhere like a video game character.

 

[A-Stump]

Run don't walk to these great sales! THIS SUNDAY ONLY BE THERE YOU'LL BUY THE WHOLE SEAT BUT YOU'LL ONLY NEED THE EDGE

 

[Day Drinking]

And I raaaan, I ran so far awayyyyyy. And I raaannn, I ran all night and dayyyyy. Couldn't get away.

 

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

If you actually go outside and try you’ll find you get sweaty and tored

 

[Moths]

Running is the act of a panicked person. Everyone sees everyone else running theyll think they're in danger. Theyll start cashing out their stocks and withdrawing their live savings so the banks and the stock markets collapse and finally realize we can live without the curse of consumerism and execute all advertisers and move forward into a new golden age of humanity.

So in summary, we walk because THE MAN has our legs in chains

 

[2LtMashengo]

Why walk when you can drive?

Why drive when you can ride?

 

[Catler]

Why walk, or run, when you can speed walk instead?

 

[Rozzy]

Fitness advice , running lowers your testosterone.
Guess I should do weightlifting, cardio and get a ripped body like Vingle.

 

[Soup Sammiches]

If you run all the time you might turn in to a flock of seagulls.

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

Humans are endurance predators, not speed predators. We are biologically tailored to move at a slow, but energy-efficient pace so that we can aggressively stalk our prey until they tire out from running. That's how Neolithic men hunted.

 

[I Do Not Post]

Holding shift all day hurts my pinkie.

 

[DankSmoker]

Squat thrusts are a good middle ground.