Why do we still live?

[Postal_Rat]

wrong answers only

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Because archons feed on suffering?

 

[Fat Gay Riker]

Waiting for Dominos to release a bacon mac n cheese pizza.

 

[Table Country]

Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my leg, and my arm... even my fingers. The body I've lost... the comrades I've lost... won't stop hurting... It's like they're all still there. You feel it too, don't you?

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

Our dominatrix said we don't have permission to be freed from our mortal coil yet

 

[PonderosaPete]

To dab on trannys and the destruction of illegitimate states.

 

[Mr.Miyagi]

Because we can't get the cap off.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

Because my request for funding was denied.

 

[The Bovinian Derivative]

Because we don't have access to Canadian healthcare.

 

[My Name is Ed]

Because I forgot to stop.

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

Why not?

 

[Cat tit bingo]

I just don't want to cause a fuss

 

[Justtocheck]

My heart still beats.

 

[Chad Holdenford]

To crush our enemies, see then driven before us, and hear the lamentations of their women.

 

[Timmy Jolsen]

Force of habit.

 

[Moths]

To create a weapon to surpass Metal Greer

 

[Pissmaster]

if I kill myself I won't get to play Dragon Quest 12