Why do we knock on people’s doors?

[Gorgar]

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[Idiot Doom Spiral]

I miss the days when you could kick your neighbour’s door down, ask him some random question about geopolitics, raid his kitchen bookshelf and take a silver ring and 30pcs of gold, unchallenged, stopping only to ask his small daughter for any info on your current quest before leaving.

 

[David Brown]

I miss the days when you could kick your neighbour’s door down, ask him some random question about geopolitics, raid his kitchen bookshelf and take a silver ring and 30pcs of gold, unchallenged, stopping only to ask his small daughter for any info on your current quest before leaving.

You n'wah!

 

[Pirata]

To get to the other side

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

We knock to give the occupants time to hide the drugs and/or pretend they’re not home.
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[Agran]

To hear the wood crawl wither and whisper delightful poetry straight to our ears it tells us how we should kill our neighbor and his two children and make a delicious chilli con carne

I think I'm gunna write a book and name it 'To serve men'

 

[KittyGremlin]

To hear the wood crawl wither and whisper delightful poetry straight to our ears it tells us how we should kill our neighbor and his two children and make a delicious chilli con carne

I think I'm gunna write a book and name it 'To serve men'

please teach me your ways

 

[mario if smoke weed]

To stall Jehovah's Witnesses

 

[Red Hood]

I miss the days when you could kick your neighbour’s door down, ask him some random question about geopolitics, raid his kitchen bookshelf and take a silver ring and 30pcs of gold, unchallenged, stopping only to ask his small daughter for any info on your current quest before leaving.

My neighbors never said anything bad about me walking into their house, smashing their earthenware pots, stealing their rupees and brandishing swords at them.

I'm not sure if that was Zelda or a PCP binge in New Delhi.

 

[Some JERK]

My door is always wide open for anyone my dogs like enough to let live.

 

[Grub]

I wish the pizza delivery drivers would knock on my fucking door. But since covid, they sit in their cars and phone you and make you walk out to their fucking car.

 

[oldTireWater]

How else are you going to get someone to step on a flaming bag of shit?

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Vampires can't enter homes uninvited.

 

[Fatrick Hamlinson]

Because no-knock warrants get you blown away.

 

[theshitposter]

to give the time to pull up the pants

 

[Niggernerd]

It's part of the systemic racist patriarchy

 

[Sandraker]

Why would I knock when I'm already in their house?

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Because we're trying to sell them cookies.