Why do turds suddenly appear

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

every time I drink beer?

 

[Skitarii]

The turd fairy gave em to you

 

[Autistic Mushroom]

When you're a good boy and drink all your alcohol before bed time you might wake up to all sorts of surprises.

 

[SCSI]

Apparently you can hold neither your liquor nor your bowels.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

How about ghost turds?

 

[the clap]

Wear a brown ribbon to raise awareness of Shart Attacks in your community

 

[JethroTullamore]

I just hate it when they appear in my pants.

 

[Jason Wynn]

A fart is just the lonely cry of an imprisoned turd

 

[Tempress]

push that shit back in, dont let it boss you around.

 

[Cloaca Rimjob]

I'm the opposite, I leave them in toilets and when I come back, some cheeky bugger has stolen them!