Why do trashy people spell it "momma"?

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Because they're trash. Easy to identify based on dialect.

Thankfully English isn't as complicated as some other languages when it comes to this stuff. I swear there's like 50 versions of Arabic to use depending on whether you're in the city or the country, the age and sex of the other person, whether it's Friday or not, the list goes on and on.
 
they have like 5 kids and call themselves "momma bear" on Facebook
They usually earn that title usually from fighting off a sheboon in a Target/Krogers parking lot after notifying the beast that her niglet's are messing with her kids. If there are multiple sheboons around the vicinity one will whip out a camera and say she said nigger especially if it was the sheboon that instigated physical combat.
 
It's usually spelled "mama" but it can be momma too. It's an ethnic thing. In Spanish, they use mama like an endearing term for mother, which is madre. It's also blue collar New Orleans talk, "How's ya mama and em?" or "We ate by ya mama's."
 
they have like 5 kids and call themselves "momma bear" on Facebook
They have nothing else going on in their lives, they irresponsibly went into motherhood at the age of 19 and now they cling onto the one thing that means anything and post it over and over again on a social media site for the "like" and "heart" reactions from the same people, over and over, day after day, hating the other girls enjoying their lives; progressing into womanhood with patience and experience and having children when they know they're ready and stable.

Desperately trying to forget the years they threw away; they flock to places like Facebook for the faux and "broken record"-like admiration from friends and family, because they have to painfully remind themselves this is their only identity now.
 
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