Why do the elites hate asbestos?

[Gog & Magog]

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

Because there are more efficient materials for insulation which don't cause mesothelioma.

 

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

Because the wealthy elites in this country genuinely care about the betterment of you. The little guy. 100%. Trust them. Don't think for yourself. Rely on others. Fail to plan for contingencies in the event the system breaks down.

 

[Your Starter for 10]

What do you mean? They freaking love it. They rip it out of perfectly good buildings and use it at their asbestos-adrenochrome-spirit cooking parties.

 

[TheRaptorJesus]

Same reason they hate leaded solder.

 

[AMHOLIO]

They feel betrayed that they can't eat it, so now no one gets it.

 

[someonenew]

They just want to us not have fun.