why do teeth suck so much

[Cobson Gemson]

I just want to drink a shitton of soda without the little niggers dissolving
might rip the little shits out like BYE NIGGERS

 

[Idiotron]

You know what is the worst part?
They're working on some STEM shit that can regrow teeth but I'm willing to bet that they will perfect the technology right as we're about to die.

 

[Finger Pistols]

Get rid of those teeth by smoking meth and problem solved. You can drink soda all you want.

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

*sucks teeth*
"MUP DA DOO DIDDA PO"

 

[Cobson Gemson]

Get rid of those teeth by smoking meth and problem solved. You can drink soda all you want.

But I need those niggers to bite people and eat shit that's the problem here
I'm not gonna be like grandma and be eating mashed potatos all day

 

[Foxxo]

Soda takes FOREVER to dissolve your teeth.

FOREVER.

You'd need to swig soda for days without swallowing to dissolve those things.

 

[pot of sneed]

Drink less soda, fatty.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

birds get by without teeth

(and hummingbirds can just drink to eat)

 

[Cobson Gemson]

Drink less soda, fatty.

I'm underweight

 

[Magicicada_septendecula]

Unfortunately, relatively tiny things precariously attached to the main body of an animal and exposed to many different elements and different levels of acidity never do well. The fact that we can even keep most of them into our 40s is one of those things we can thank modern dental technology for, especially given the abuse they take with the modern diet. Breathe through your nose and opt for sugar free food and drinks and they should fare better.

 

[Optimum Cockfag]

You can lose quite a few teeth and be just fine. If they're not right in front nobody will even know.

Of course, no dentist will ever tell you this.

I'm not gonna be like grandma and be eating mashed potatos all day

My brother in christ, you can lose half your teeth and probably still be able to rip meat off the bone during the zombie apocalypse.

But in the meantime, why not take advantage of the greatest variety of soft, processed food ever known to human history?

 

[Aunt Carol]

I've said this elsewhere, but you can very easily import Sensodyne with NovaMin, bioactive glass that rebuilds teeth. If you're not in the US, this is even less of a problem.

 

[Moths]

Soda takes FOREVER to dissolve your teeth.

FOREVER.

You'd need to swig soda for days without swallowing to dissolve those things.

you dont need to totally dissolve them just enough to expose the nerve endings so westerners go "ow oochie my teefs hurt" after which dentists will gleefully rip the motherfuckers out
makes you think that maybe you shouldnt be drinking liquids which are acidic enough to start dissolving the bone in your mouth

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

You know what is the worst part?
They're working on some STEM shit that can regrow teeth but I'm willing to bet that they will perfect the technology right as we're about to die.

And it'll be expensive as fuck.