Why Do Random Men Always Say, "Hey".

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

I'm worried there may be something wrong.

 

[herefortheactualthreads]

because they aren't women.

 

[Spud]

Hey

 

[SentinentCloud]

Hey

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

I don’t say hey, I just skip straight to the rape.

 

[The Luigi Player]

I don’t say hey, I just skip straight to the rape.

Men, Women, or Both

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

Men, Women, or Both

Sometimes I mistake women for femboys.

 

[Tablet County]

They're not saying "hey" they're saying "hay". You probably have some dried grass stuck in your hair and they're trying to bring it to your attention.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

You need to be honest and finish what they are actually saying to you.

"Hey, why are you so goddamn hideous?"
"Hey, why are you such a gross whore?"
"Hey, stop being such an insane cunt."
"Hey, you can't suck dick half as good as you think you can you snaggletoothed bitch."
"Hey, why did you give me every STD on the panel? You had ones the doctor couldn't even explain yet."
"Hey, stop trying to grab my dick. I'd rather fuck Kelly Lenza than you."

 

[DumbDude43]

you're hard of hearing, they're actually saying "Heil!"

 

[KittyGremlin]

I don’t say hey, I just skip straight to the rape.

How respectful of you to save everyone's time.

 

[Just A Fat Round Bird]

I like an occasional 'huh' or 'oi' thrown in to mix it up

 

[draggs]

It's a neutral greeting that imposes no obligation on you to respond

After you rudely looked at us until we feel obligated to acknowledge you

So

"Hey"

What we really wanna do is smack some manners into your mouth

 

[dick brain]

My bad I'm actually listening to The Limousines - Internet Killed The Video Star on a 24 hour loop and I like to sing along but only to the little backing vocal in the verses that only says "hey".

 

[generic sauce]

I don’t say hey, I just skip straight to the rape.

I'll have to try that on my next tinder date

 

[I (Don't) Have A Gun]

Less formal than a 'good day' and less rude than a 'fuck you'

 

[Betonhaus]

Way back when old-timers would respond with "hay is for horses" in an attempt to get the younger generations to stop saying "hay".
Well those old timers are gone and we still say "hay"

 

[Dysnomia]

I wanted to post that angry 90s grrrl band song that went "hey baby hey baby yo yo yo baby yo" but no luck finding it. It's about being annoyed by a loser who won't leave you alone. I remember the video but I can't remember the band.

Anyway, hey is likely some form of hello that developed colloquially. It's easier to say because it has less syllables.

*Edit

Found it!

 

[Soycast Guy]

It’s easier to say than hello, and less formal than hi. So hey is just the casual, easy form of hello.

 

[Shamefur Dispray]

I don't know op. Why do retards shit up Q&A with unfunny threads?