why do pooners poon?

[THE SUPREME ONION]

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[We Are The Witches]

Ask Poonocchio.

 

[Fat Gollum]

They're poony cause they're loony.

 

[Forever A Loner]

They're poony cause they're loony.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Pooners poon because they can't goon with their frankenweenie.

 

[CallmeCicada]

They're poony cause they're loony.

they're all little cartoony,
and they're invading your universities

 

[TheSaltySpitoon]

Easy. Dudes rock.

If I wasn’t a dude, I’d wanna be a dude.

 

[The Lawgiver]

Easy. Dudes rock.

If I wasn’t a dude, I’d wanna be a dude.

Pooners seem to hate dudes 70% of the time at least and parrot the same narratives about them as other gender war grifters so.. HMMMM...

 

[THE SUPREME ONION]

Pooners seem to hate dudes 70% of the time at least and parrot the same narratives about them as other gender war grifters so.. HMMMM...

hate is the first sign that you are obssesed

 

[Vantablack Truth]

Two possibilities

1. Gets raped, wants to become undesirable so she mutilates herself and larps as a man
2. Consumes too much gay/“yaoi” material, fetishizes homosexual relationships, larps as a man to live out her “wholesome gay fanfictions”

 

[dick brain]

That recent documentary hit one of many nails on the head, which is that testosterone just fucking feels good. You can witness it in pooners, teenage boys, old men on TRT, athletes on PEDs, natal women with PCOS, etc. Test just makes you want to do stuff. I read here that there was a study that determined that trooning out had no appreciable effect on the rates of depression and suicidality among troons, but pooning out did; but that those rates were comparable to men receiving TRT because test just fucking does that no matter who you are. I didn't read the study because I'm not a fucking nerd, but I believe the findings.

That said, end tomboy genocide.