why do people wear jeans

[pink cupcake frosting]

jeans are an abomination

 

[OrionBalls]

They're comfortable and sturdy.

 

[Dr. Arinsu]

Do you not wear any pants? Fucking perv.

 

[peachlover669]

shorts or capris will always be better

 

[Dr. Arinsu]

shorts or capris will always be better

Is there keys in those capris, is the question. It lets me know what kind of man you are.

 

[HandsomeDan]

Because I dont want to work outside in my dress pants or a suit and I dont want to wear a dress or gown either.

What do you suggest we wear for physical work and leisure...sweat pants or cargo shorts?

 

[Dr. Arinsu]

Because I dont want to work outside in my dress pants or a suit and I dont want to wear a dress or gown either.

What do you suggest we wear for physical work and leisure...sweat pants or cargo shorts?

He wants to see people halfway nude. His only questions are about pants lol.

 

[YellowIsACoolColor]

Chuck Norris is dead

 

[AnitaSarsleezian]

Chuck Norris is dead

Kind of apropos to the topic tho...

I grew up with the heavy martial arts thing in the early 80s and he was everywhere. I remember there was this company called Century that used to sell special jeans that had some kind of gusset in the crotch so that they looked like normal jeans but you could do high kicks with them and Chuck Norris used to rep them. The back cover of every Kung Fu magazine had a shot of Chuck doing a high kick in the jeans. That's what I think about when I hear his name

 

[One Sixth Native American]

Jeans are the worst. Any cotton clothing is pretty uncomfortable in cold or wet weather. Synthetic fabrics or wool are so much better.

 

[pink cupcake frosting]

Do you not wear any pants? Fucking perv.

i wear regular pants

 

[CasketBase]

It's a Jewish invention

 

[peachlover669]

Is there keys in those capris, is the question. It lets me know what kind of man you are.

no. only a crushed pack of cigs and various pieces of oddly shaped metal i find on the ground.

 

[pink cupcake frosting]

no. only a crushed pack of cigs and various pieces of oddly shaped metal i find on the ground.

not even a knife? you ain't gonna rape anyone with that

 

[Dr. Arinsu]

no. only a crushed pack of cigs and various pieces of oddly shaped metal i find on the ground.

Your not a married man with a bunch of keys? Disappointing.

 

[queens of the stone age]

jeans have a heart filled with kindness
the same cannot be said for sweatpants, who are born from malice and sloth

 

[Gaystapo]

OP likes to make skirt go spinny

 

[Persona Grata]

i only wear chinos, actually

 

[pink cupcake frosting]

OP likes to make skirt go spinny

it seems like you've just mistaken me for @peachlover669
hes obsessed with skirts

 

[Nickel Silver]

Because we have good genes.

You clearly don't.