Why do people wash their dongs?

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

Is it to keep away moon crickets and dysentery?

 

[Tablet County]

What does this mean

 

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

What does this mean

You know, I've never thought about it that way.

 

[DankSmoker]

To rinse off the cooties after a woman touches your pp

 

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

To rinse off the cooties after a woman touches your pp

But I thought cooties came from the butt. Who's touching you with their butt?

 

[Freshly Baked Socks]

But I thought cooties came from the butt. Who's touch you with their butt?

Cooties only colonize and reproduce in girls butts.

This is where you mother failed to teach you the difference.

 

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

Cooties only colonize and reproduce in girls butts.

This is where you mother failed to teach you the difference.

I guess they have a symbiotic relationship with MRSA

 

[Testacles Maximus]

I honestly don’t know why people keep washing my dong.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

ＥＸＰＡＮＤ ＤＯＮＧ

 

[Harbinger of Kali Yuga]

because I want a clean cock? I don't want a dirty dick.

 

[Pruto]

Because you complain too much about the taste.

 

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

Because you complain too much about the taste.

I guess men aren't too picky about a urine and fish flavored clam