Why do people think Jesus was black? - He was Jewish.

[RW 1995]

Jews are not black.

 

[Tism the Return]

My nigga Jesus was stealing sins left and right. We wuz martyrs 'n' shieeeeeeeeet

 

[King Fructose]

Because he stole the hearts of millions of religious people.

 

[LurkNoMore]

Cause white jesus doesn't appeal to the idiot liberal crowd. They want a got you on the white christian conservatives. If jesus is black then it means cons will have to fall over themselves every a black murderer gets it by some white cop like they do.

Its exactly like how they shit like jesus walked with sinners. Failing to understand jesus wanted them stop being sinners. Not supporting them in their sin.

 

[Megaroad 2012]

She wasn't just black but a baby girl too bigot.

 

[“Fun”times]

BECAUSE WE WAZ DA REAL JOOZ. DAS RIIIIIIIIITE! WE WUZ KANGZ AND SHIEEET.

 

[buttman87]

Not only did Black People build the pyramids, they died for our sins too. Jews on the other hand killed Black Jesus, operated slave ships, denied Black People home loans, etc.

 

[Epic Fail Man]

Because he doesn't have a dad.

 

[Not Really Here]

Because in the '90's universities started hiring professors to teach that black people did everything first, this was under the theory that since US blacks had no connection to history, even a false connection was better than none.
TL : DR Afrocentrism n self esteem n sheet.

 

[MissDrama]

Anything that's not pale is automatically black.
Brown? Tan? you are black my nigga.

So yes: he was black according to americans.

 

[Idiotron]

Why do people believe Jesus even existed?
The first guy who ever wrote anything about him was born 4 years after Jesus' supposed death.

 

[Wotan]

KANG OF KANGZ

 

[Dona Morte]

The better question is:
Was Jesus Buck broken?

 

[Just Dont]

Jesus is black.

Why? Let's look at the facts:
A- His mom was a slut that fucked someone and got pregnant, then lied to her cuck husband.

B- Faggot didn't held a job and was a looser.

C- Fucked a hoe.

D- Romans, ancient history cops, hated him because he was always loitering.

E- Dude lived on welfare accepting "donations" from people and not paying taxes.

F- Swindle people out of their hard earned money by doing scams from town to town claiming it was "miracles".

G- Had a posse.

H- Pretended to be religious.

I- Got Arrested.

J- A homie snitched on it and then got stitches.

K- Got killed by cops.

L- After his dead people said "He was a good boy and never did do nothing".

Jesus was a fucking nigger.

 

[Sea Hag Henderson]

Counterpoint: Jesus could not possibly have been black, there weren't any riots after he died.

 

[LolRaccoon]

People think that'll piss off Christians, so that's why they would say that.