Why do people paypig for lolcows?

[SandyCat]

Who is unironically giving wings of redemption and darksidephil money?

More importantly how can I cash in on these retards?

 

[Epic Fail Man]

Zoomers like watching cringe streamers in today's society, it's their main source of entertainment.

 

[Retink]

Do titty cat streams where you make sandwiches poorly?

 

[UncleFezziesPantsPuppet]

They think if they shill out a few bucks, said lolcow will be their friends.

 

[I am vomit]

Literally just act full on window licking retarded and you can cash in on it.

 

[Ronnie McNutt]

there's nobody to laugh at if they're homeless

 

[Shig O'nella]

Cheaper than Netflix

 

[SeniorFuckFace]

Because they are nigger faggots.

 

[MadStan]

At some point Ralphie the Rage Pig will get so desperate that for $3 on livestream, he will stick his own finger up his gunt and lick it.

Don't take this away from me. Just...walk careful as you tread on my dreams.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

I certainly wouldn't give him money, but with how cowish a lot of DSP a-logs are I could see the appeal. Philburt's still gonna be broke at the end of the day regardless, he is uncomfortable unless his bank accounts its at $0, but at least you can watch the tards who are desperate to convince themselves they're better than him scream with rage.

As for why the ones who unironically do it do so, they're basically like tranny janny sorts. It's why creeps like Anonymouse who take pictures of themselves in diapers and who hit up children on Twitter will both mod for DSP for years and give him money. Anything to feel powerful and meaningful.

 

[CptnSnshn]

I don't know why people pay Null but thanks for asking!

 

[SandyCat]

I don't know why people pay Null but thanks for asking!

I was hoping for feet pics but I didn't get any

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

More importantly how can I cash in on these retards?

https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Carpetbaggers