Why do niggers have such big lips?

[The Angry Video Game Nerd]

Did God inflate them with a bicycle pump or some shit?

 

[PipTheAlchemist]

For giving white boys hot kisses whenever they feel romantical.

 

[Open-Source Dodonpachi]

Because they like sucking their own cocks when no ones around.

 

[Named User]

Soft boochie smoochies.

 

[xXWild_DripXx]

So they can obnoxiously smack their inflated lips mid conversation.

 

[Peaches the Wonder Cat]

Helps them eat fried chicken.

 

[Lone MacReady II]

Haven't you seen forest gump? They're for springing tripwires in the Vietnamese jungle.

 

[DankSmoker]

The exaggerated lips help formulate a child's language skills as they will never learn to read or write.

 

[The Backwards Man]

So they can prep massa for the inevitable buckbreakin

 

[Pitbull Victim]

Acts as a flotation device since they can't swim.

 

[RollerGator]

So you can stick them to the ceiling.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

They evolved them to better suck the white man's dick as a survival mechanism.

 

[Lake]

It's an evolutionary thing so they can better beatbox in prison.

 

[Wally Paulnuts]

They're real good for keeping the end of a blunt nice and dripping wet.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

warm climates = big lips
cold climates = small lips