Why do my socks go missing but never my shoes?

[Sparkletor 2.0]

It just doesn't make any sense!

 

[eatler]

I’m borrowing them I hope you don’t mind.

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

Socks get sucked into the drying machine all the time

 

[Not a bee]

Have you never heard of the Sock Goblin?

 

[TheSaltySpitoon]

i dont stuff ur shoes into my mouth <.<

 

[parsnip]

How come sometimes there's one shoe on the side of the road? Someone is losing shoes

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

How come sometimes there's one shoe on the side of the road? Someone is losing shoes

Because when you hit hitchhikers sometimes their shoes fly off.

 

[Mesh Gear Fox]

Because when you hit hitchhikers sometimes their shoes fly off.

Thanks for the ride, lady!

 

[draggs]

Shoes aren't against the forum rules like socks are

Imagine the blisters

 

[DankSmoker]

Because only weirdos put their shoes in the washing machine space/time vortex.

 

[parsnip]

Because when you hit hitchhikers sometimes their shoes fly off.

I almost never do that and I'd thank you to stop following me when I drive.

 

[DankSmoker]

I almost never do that and I'd thank you to stop following me when I drive.

Picking up hitchhikers is fun, they are usually some kind of crazy which is great entertainment on the road.

 

[parsnip]

Picking up hitchhikers is fun, they are usually some kind of crazy which is great entertainment on the road.

we picked up an extremely drunk man and took him through the McDonald's drive thru once because they wouldn't let him walk through. He was apparently waiting for an uber. He told us all about how he's going through a divorce but it's totally fine and mutual and he's way happier, and how he spent $1500 on three hookers a few nights prior but then couldn't get it up. I'm not a betting woman but if I was I'd say he was not fine and happy.

 

[DankSmoker]

we picked up an extremely drunk man and took him through the McDonald's drive thru once because they wouldn't let him walk through. He was apparently waiting for an uber. He told us all about how he's going through a divorce but it's totally fine and mutual and he's way happier, and how he spent $1500 on three hookers a few nights prior but then couldn't get it up. I'm not a betting woman but if I was I'd say he was not fine and happy.

Wait, three hookers at the same time? That's ludicrous, they're all doing a third of the job and should be paid accordingly.

 

[parsnip]

Wait, three hookers at the same time? That's ludicrous, they're all doing a third of the job and should be paid accordingly.

Yep, three at the same time. It was supposed to be kind of a party for himself to celebrate being single, but instead he couldn't get it up and just spent the time telling the hookers about his ex.

 

[DankSmoker]

Yep, three at the same time. It was supposed to be kind of a party for himself to celebrate being single, but instead he couldn't get it up and just spent the time telling the hookers about his ex.

I always love stories about people using hookers as a stand in for psychotherapy. I just imagine a whore with a thousand yard stare completely tuning them out.

 

[parsnip]

I always love stories about people using hookers as a stand in for psychotherapy. I just imagine a whore with a thousand yard stare completely tuning them out.

For $1500 he could have had SO many hours of therapy. wherever he is now I hope he's got his shit sorted, but probably not.

 

[Involuntary Celebrity]

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