Why do my balls itch?

[Blouie]

It's been getting worse

 

[Shidoen]

Maybe because they need to be brushed?

 

[Juhlonduss]

Testicular cancer. You'll have to have them amputated, sorry bro.

 

[RussianBlonde]

Thats what you get for teabagging trannies

 

[Blouie]

Testicular cancer. You'll have to have them amputated, sorry bro.

FUCK

 

[Gender: Xenomorph]

WASH

 

[Billy Bob Dick]

Because you touch yourself at night

 

[Rozzy]

Maybe if you stopped shaving them.

 

[Involuntary Celebrity]

but really he was the kind of coward who would testicle a man over a game of poker

 

[Testacles Maximus]

Just scratch them in public, that’s what I do.

 

[Executive Petrel]

They are ungroomed. Try Manscaped™ now. If you enter the code "JULAY" following the link in the description, you can get 20% off.

 

[ñññ]

Tends to happen when you shave them balls in the opposite direction of your hair growth. Give it time.

 

[Ass Monkey]

Did you expose them to tranny fluids?

 

[ShaBooBoo Markle]

Because your a furry and you fuck dogs.

 

[William]

I messed with your underwear last night.

 

[TexNash]

Jock itch. It's tinea, but for your balls.

 

[Bob's Vagene]

Because I stopped scratching them.

 

[JethroTullamore]

It’s time to change your diaper gamer pants.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Dysphoria.