Why do muslims have beards but no moustache?

[Laburnum]

Is it like a Klingon thing?

 

[Gay Joker]

Their camels prefer the sensation.

 

[Anonymous Against Foodism]

i'm growing a moustache right now albeit

 

[SmokelessFire]

mishkat al masabih, book 22, hadith 110

Ibn ‘Umar reported God’s messenger as saying, "Do the opposite of what the polytheists do ; let the beard grow long and clip the moustache.” A version has, “Cut the moustache down and leave the beard.”

Honestly the whole shariah thing seems exhausting

 

[Iron Jaguar]

It's really only a certain sect that do this. Lots of Muslims just have normal beards with moustaches. They tend to regard the beard-only ones as dangerous radicals. For good reason.

 

[radicalradishranger]

Why do Indians have moustaches but no beards?

Maybe Indians were meant to marry Muslims? You know like a a yin and yang thing?

 

[dick brain]

Why do Indians have moustaches but no beards?

Maybe Indians were meant to marry Muslims? You know like a a yin and yang thing?

Indians worship Britons like the Covenant worship the Forerunners in Halo for building all the technology and infrastructure that they regard as magic, and the mustache-only thing was an Anglo-Saxon thing dating all the way back to the 11th century.

 

[Nicholas Gur]

I don't know why anyone has facial hair longer than a week at most. Its way too much effort to properly maintain when shaving is so cheap and easy.

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

because the slime from your moms pussy would stick to the hairs