Why do midgets have such fat kickable asses?

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

It's like they're begging you to punt them, is it an evolutionary trait?

 

[AnsemSoD1]

 

[Penis Drager 2.0]

Not many people know this, but in the wild punting is actually the common midget's primary means of locomotion. Rumor has it they can reach top speeds of 60 mph by curling up into a ball mid-flight.

 

[Caralho]

That's how they are bred, it makes them more aerodynamic which is ideal for dwarf tossing competitions

 

[dick brain]

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