Why do men have two balls but one penis?

[Useful_Mistake]

Why is that? Expert Kiwi’s inform me!

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

That’s odd I have two stubby dicks under my main penis

 

[Gog & Magog]

There can only be one.

 

[Abbadon's Gate]

Because most girls aren't eager for auto-double penetration.

Also lizard people probably do have two penises. You should ask Zuckerberg how his equipment is.

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

It never hurts to have a spare just in case.

 

[Unremarkable Anus Lover]

Because that's where you attach the Balldo

 

[BirdUp]

why don't you

 

[Shamefur Dispray]

Any more and we'd pass out from lack of blood to our vitals

 

[AgendaPoster]

Uno vagene, uno benis

 

[Aiōn]

So if you lose one ball you can still have a backup, and if you lose your penis you can still use a balldo.

 

[Finger Pistols]

Wait. You guys only have one penis?

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Uno vagene, uno benis

Okay, but why two balls? Is it for backup?

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

Okay, but why two balls? Is it for backup?

Why do women have two ovaries?

 

[not william stenchever]

Okay, but why two balls? Is it for backup?

Lateral symmetry is a hell of a drug

 

[DankSmoker]

I have two testicles to seed and feed better just as I have two hands to sneed better.

 

[Shidoen]

Because men aren’t snakes.

 

[Moths]

I have one ball of mansperm and one ball for ladysperm

 

[Fascist Frederick]

A single ball cannot produce enough coom for one penis.

 

[xXEddie.DurellXx]

Because the shaft or penises ass some would call it was a perfect creation by God but when he went to make the balls he sadly sneezed and fucked up so to compensate for it he gave us two balls

 

[Matt Damon]

when he went to make the balls he sadly sneezed

Ah, so that's why it's all wrinkly and has a weird seam down the middle.