Why do lolcows get ugly ass tattoos?

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Tattoos can look and be cool, but you have to take care of them, and you have to put like 10 years of thought into the design, and they cost a decent amount of money and time unless youre getting the first design you thought of from a tattoo artist where you arent getting consultations or some shit and dont have to book a reservation like months out and know a guy who knows the artist.

And sometimes less is more, when it comes to design. You also have to have and maintain your build/figure. Lolcows dont have the executive functioning to pick a tattoo.
 
i think ugly/bad ones are kind of just a byproduct of tattoos. most people i know with multiple tattoos have a corny or bad one. for instance my cousin has a tattoo of the skoal logo. i have a very cringe and very very gay bands logo tattooed on me. a friend of mine has the fucking playstation buttons on his chest.
 
Lolcows get tattoos for attention. "Look at me, I got a new tattoo" is a quick way to get attention.
The attention they receive is usually some of the following responses
-"I need to get another one!"
-"Did it hurt?"
-Generic Compliment.
 
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