Why do irish people exist?

[Eddie Riggs]

Just.....why???

 

[Laburnum]

God created the Irish to be there, God created the English to crush the taigs

 

[Caralho]

So that people from Boston can fill in the remaining 1/36 part of their ancestry

 

[Heem 'em all.]

To spite you.

 

[parsnip]

To make the rest of you jealous

 

[GloriousScarf]

Someone had to invent uisce beatha and the rest of you weren't stepping up.

 

[DickMain]

Finally, The Irish Question.

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

Because I need my Lucky Charms, what am I supposed to eat? Marshmallow Mateys like a lowly peasant?

 

[Moths]

Potatoes are a dangerous weed if left unchecked so we designed a whole subset of humanity bred for their destruction.

 

[dick brain]

Funy

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

For now, yes, and because God loves beauty.

 

[Amateur Shoelace Tyer]

So I can shock my friends with racism against a pale skinned group that is equal to the rest of my other racism. I've never met an Irish that could say "good morning" without lying twice.

 

[KingNothing]

Irish in Ireland, or the ones who went to Scotland?

https://archive.archaeology.org/0107/abstracts/scotland.html

 

[Eddie Riggs]

Irish in Ireland, or the ones who went to Scotland?

https://archive.archaeology.org/0107/abstracts/scotland.html

What's the difference?

 

[KingNothing]

Scots seem more dour and pessimistic. Like they know the answer to your question isn't good. It might have something to do with Calvinism.

 

[Willie B. Hardigan]

The British were somehow too weak to destroy a people like two feet left of them despite trying to do so for a thousand years or so. The closest they came was a famine that got out of hand.

 

[dick brain]

The British were somehow too weak to destroy a people like two feet left of them despite trying to do so for a thousand years or so. The closest they came was a famine that got out of hand.

How do you have a famine, there's ground everywhere

 

[Freshly Baked Socks]

Mostly due to environmental pressures that made many of them leave their homeland and settle elsewhere.

34.5 million Americans have Irish ancestry, which is more than seven times the population of Ireland.

 

[KingNothing]

 

[DieHystoric]

To drink.